Real meaning behind those jobs requirements!!

When i first started working at my current place, i saw this interesting 'article' on the wall. wanted to post it long time ago, but cant find the time to do it. so...today, i finally did it.

The Real Meaning Behind Those Job Requirements:

Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the office
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills - Spends a lot of time on the phone
Work is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won’t make a decision
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well - Speak English
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Quality - Is tall or has a louder voice
Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky
Keen Sense of Humour - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded - Back stabber
Loyal - Can’t get job anywhere else
Plans for Promotions / Advancement - Buys drinks for all the boys
Of great value to the organisation - Gets to work on time
Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk